Amy Adams Has a Daughter

Congratulations to Amy Adams, 2009’s Best Nose, and new mom! The flame-haired beauty gave birth to her first child, daughter Aviana Olea May 15th. Ah, the miracle of life. Amy, are you Enchanted with your baby girl? Whilst in labor, did you sing a Happy Little Birthing Song? Heh. Our patients are definitely enchanted with her nose… our renowned rhinoplasty procedures balance out the face and enhance one’s natural beauty. Amy, congrats on your perfect family, and your perfect nose. All the better to smell when the baby needs changing, my dear.

Blake Lively in Vogue

Our girl Blake Lively, 2009’s Best Hair, is Vogue’s June cover girl! Clad in a sweater and bikini bottoms (because Vogue is nothing if not practical) she dishes on her Green Lantern role, her NY alter-ego, and surfing with perfect hair. And the girl knows a little something about perfect hair, since she topped 2009’s most wanted list. If you’re looking to get Blake Lively perfect locks, ask us about hair restoration procedures.

Dear Sandra Bullock…

We recently read that Sandra Bullock, 2010’s Best Cheeks, has purchased a home in New Orleans so that her adopted son Louis can grow up in “his city”. Oh dear. We feel a little like the kids being left home alone with the bully next door. Sandra, if you read this blog (you probably do, because you’re just that kind of awesome), we have a message for you while theoretically hanging from your pant leg, whining. Don’t leave us! We need you! You’re classy, kind, beautiful, funny and talented- you’re like the entertainment industry’s equivalent of the bald eagle. But, you know, with pretty hair and face. Stay and pretty up the city with your lovely. Patients- if you’re feeling as aggrieved over this as we are, your face might start to look a wee haggard. If you want to try to replicate Sandra’s naturally dynamic facial structure, you might consider cheek implants to define and enhance your face’s contours.

Matt Damon and Wife Expecting!

“People” Magazine reports that Matt Damon and his wife are going to be parents for the third time (and they already stole our “New-Bourne” joke, so don’t expect any clever puns here). Mr. Will Hunting, 2008’s Best Lips, is going to have to use those puckers for some new baby kisses. (Speaking of baby kisses, we must mention our fellow HHL-winner, Sandra Bullock’s newly adopted son, Louis. He is full of chubby, delicious baby goodness. We want to babysit. Call us, Sandra!) Anyhoodle, Matt’s lips are some of the most desired by men in Hollywood. Fellas, there are options for you, too! You might consider subtle fillers to plump up your pucker.

Happy Mother's Day, Hot Mamas!

Happy Mother’s Day to all our HHL-winning Moms! Angelina Jolie, Katherine Hiegl, Sandra Bullock and Isla Fisher are just some of the hot mamas that grace our list. Moms? Take a cue from these leading ladies, and pamper yourself for a day. Our aesthetician Marilyn can introduce you to our highly-coveted Herbal Green Peel and Vi Peel facial treatments. At the very least, your skin will look completely carefree, relaxed and rejuvenated.

Angelina Jolie Losing Sleep, Like the Rest of Us

These days are… how you say? Tense. Even the beautiful people are prone to depression, what with all the sorrow in the world right now. Earthquakes, famine, disease… ‘Lost’ coming to an end. It’s tough out there. Eonline claims that Angelina Jolie, HHL’s Best Everything/Lips is apparently losing sleep over the thousands of displaced people trapped in Somalia. When you’re feeling overwhelmed, it shows on your face. If you’re losing sleep over the state of things like Ms. Jolie, maybe consider a Blepharoplasty in between GreenPeace fundraisers. Eyelid surgery is the best way to eliminate dark, baggy undereyes, and revitalize your look, a common problem for people plagued with existential angst.

Wouldn’t it Be Lolavie?

Jennifer Aniston, 2009’s Best Body: “My new perfume is called ‘Lolavie.’”
BHI: “Gesundheit. Now, what’s the name of your perfume?”
Perfect ad campaign for Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume, no? No? Well, whatever. You can’t expect facial plastic surgeons to give up their day job. Anyoldhow, according to Ms. Aniston, her new scent is going to smell “sexy and clean.” (Which begs the question- did she consciously nix her other perfume scent, the one that smelled unsexy and dirty?)Speaking of sexy, Jennifer has one of the most coveted bodies on planet Earth. If you are looking to upgrade your look, perhaps consider procedures like liposuction and body contouring. We’re sure the sweet smell of confidence is right up there with Lolavie.

Scarlett’s In Style

Scarlett Johansson, HHL alum for Best Lips graces the cover of In Style, where she reveals that she’d rather spend the night at home with husband Ryan Reynolds than go out and party. Hm. Yes ScarJo, I taste what you’re cooking. And along those lines, I think I would rather eat chocolate than broccoli. Why go out and get trampled by drunk Lindsay Lohan when you can snuggle next to your gorgeous love bunny at home? Ahem. Scarlett is host body of some of Hollywood’s Hottest Lips. If you’re looking to plump up your puckers, you might want to consider SurgiSil PermaLip implant. It’s an adjustable, permanent implant that yields natural looking results without injections! Great lips without injections? Sounds almost as unbelievable and AWESOME as being married to Ryan Reynolds.

Carrie Underwood- Entertainer of the Year. (Again.)

Carrie Underwood, 2009’s Best Jawline, has been super busy lately, what with all the sticky bun fittings it must take to prepare for her “Carrie Fisher” wedding, plus there’s being entertainer of the year and all. The country crooner won the title of “Entertainer of the Year” at the 2010 Country Music Awards for a second time, beating out our own Best Hair Taylor Swift. For busy brides on the go like Carrie, we recommend relaxing and rejuvenating facial treatments, like our new Vi Peel and the Herbal Green Peel.

Isla Fisher Pregnant?

(We think) Isla Fisher, 2009’s Best Hair is pregnant again! Either that, or she’s been eating a massively huge burrito for lunch every day that has been growing larger and larger in her womb for the past 6 months. Since Isla has not confirmed her pregnancy, perhaps we shouldn’t be congratulating her and husband Sasha Baron Cohen on their little burrito baby, lest the entertainment lawyers come to call. Regardless, she looks beautiful, as ever. Isla’s fire-red locks are the perfect representation of feminine beauty. If you are looking for a way to improve the appearance of your head spaghetti, look into our hair replacement procedures. Forgive all the food references- it’s lunchtime here at HHL headquarters.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski Wedding Update (It’s still on. Sigh.).

For those of you HHL followers who know and love John Krasinki as Jim Halpert from The Office, otherwise known as Pam Beasley’s better half, turn away. This will make you sad. 2010’s Best Jawline, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are said to tie the knot in the next month. While various media outlets are still trying to get all the details, one thing is for certain. Emily is sure to look flawless, thanks in part to her gorgeous bone structure. While we can’t give brides everything (like Jim Halpert as a groom) there are certain procedures we can perform to balance out the face, and keep results looking natural and proportional. If you’re lusting after a strong jawline for extra drama and dimension like Emily, you might consider a chin implant, or Mentoplasty. Congrats to the happy couple. May your years be filled with joy, and Jello-encapsulated kitchenware.

Jessica Simpson’s Naked (Face) on Marie Claire

Marie Claire has made us proud this month, by placing HHL alum Jessica Simpson on the cover… with no makeup! The blonde bombshell looks radiant, thanks in part to her glowing, youthful skin- the key to eternal beauty. If your skin needs some rejuvenation, head on over to our aesthetician Marilyn. Our signature facial treatments like the Herbal Green Peel and our new “Vi” Peel will freshen and revitalize the skin on a cellular level.

Dear Katherine Hiegl

To: Katherine Hiegl
From: The Beverly Hills Institute
Re: The Big Mistake You’re Making/ We Care

Dear Ms. Hiegl,

You may not be aware, but we care very deeply about our HHL winners. When we are faced with news that is less than conducive to the overall well-being of these celebrities, sometimes we sit down and write out a thoughtful, caring note. (Please reference James Franco and the General Hospital Debacle of 2009.) We’ve heard that you are leaving Grey’s Anatomy. For good, this time. We recently posted about the rumors you were leaving the show, but were in a black cloud of denial and refused to believe that the universe would be so evil as to throw earthquakes at Haiti, Mexico, Chile, Indonesia and China, break up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, and take Dr. Izzie Stevens out of Grey’s Anatomy. Cut us some slack. The end of the world isn’t supposed to be until 2012. Katherine, let’s look back at your film career. The Ugly Truth. 27 Dresses. We bring up these unpleasant memories because we care. Also, do us a solid and go back to blonde hair.

With love,

The Beverly Hills Institute

PS- Fillers like Juvederm and Restylane are great ways to plump up your lips, just like Katherine’s. Plump lips are ideal for kissing the ground in acts of contrition when you realize you’ve made a big honking mistake and must beg for forgiveness. Take note, Katherine. Take note.

Sandy Won an Oscar!

Aw. Aw. We're so happy for her. The actress took home that elusive golden statue March 7 for her work in "The Blind Side". She sure does have a reason to smile big these days, especially with her perfect cheeks! Oh, Sandy. You're so classy and beautiful. You're the perfect example of what women typically request here at BHI, because your natural easy features exemplify feminine beauty. We were full of motherly and protective love for you after sitting through "All About Steve", but now we see that you're totally able to handle everything that life throws at you, not only with grace but humor as well. Congratulations, Sandra!

Baby Billie

Eric Dane, 2009's Best Body, and wife Rebecca Gayhart welcomed their first child, a daughter on March 3rd. The first-time parents also decided to give her a charming and unique name- Billie. Congratulations to the new family! As one of the hottest bods on our list, Eric's abs in particular have been the envy of many of our male patients. Fellas, don't fret- with the right balance of diet and exercise, liposuction may be the final and perfect way to get that McSteamy sixpack.

Mad Men Barbies!

January Jones is now a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. She and TV husband-Don Draper played by Jon Hamm along with two other "Mad Men" characters will be released in plastic by Mattel in the summer. The only (faux) couple to grace our HHL list, the Drapers have the most requested cheeks and chin/jawline, respectively. Fantastic to be in plastic but even better to make a choice to have facial procedures like enhancing cheeks and jawlines to add definition and depth to the face- the opposite of an unnatural, plastic look! Sorry, Barbie's- and how come you don't come with martinis and shakers? There are many things that Don Draper is, but perpetually sober isn't one of them.

The First Family are Gleeks!

It’s just about enough to restore your faith in the American government. OK Magazine recently reported that President Obama has invited the cast of Glee to the White House’s Easter Egg Roll this year! Lea Michele, 2010’s Hottest Hair, will meet First Lady Michelle (Obama) and the girls, who apparently love Glee and are self-confessed “Gleeks”. Lea, who plays over-zealous Rachel, has captivated audiences with not only her enviable voice, but also her hair. Oftentimes, it’s hard to achieve a Hollywood perfect mane when women have a congenitally high hairline, which can result in a balding or even masculine appearance. The Hairline Lowering procedure brings the proportions of the face and hairline into a beautifying balance, and not only restores a youthful, vibrant appearance, but confidence, as well. It has women of all walks of life singing its praises.

Carey Mulligan VS Anna Wintour

That sounds like the most epically awesome Celebrity Death Match that never was. On the left, we have Vogue’s Editor-In-Chief and full time fright fest Anna Wintour, say the following, “Prithee, Carey dahhling. Make haste to the nearest shop and choose a short dress for the Oscars. La Wintour demands it. Go on, fly fly fly.” On the right, we have 2010’s Best Skin holler back, “No way lady! I’ve been dreaming of this night my whole life and I am wearing a long dress!” It’s. On. One thing we do know is, barring any catfights and Vogue-perfect talons to the face, Carey has gorgeous skin which will only be accentuated on Oscar night. Come in and ask Marilyn, our aesthetician about skin treatments that will revitalize and rejuvenate your skin. And ladies- we want a good clean fight on Oscar night.

Katherine Hiegl Picking up Awards and Leaving?!

Katherine Hiegl, 2010’s Hottest Lips is traveling to Las Vegas in March to accept the ShoWest Award for Female Star of the Year. Previously won by leading ladies Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, the event will be held at Bally’s and Paris Las Vegas. While we’re happy for Katherine, we can’t mask our discontent at the rumors that she’s probably leaving Grey’s Anatomy. (This picture actually showcases our exact feelings on the subject, truth be told.) And these rumors are pretty hard to ignore, as it seems most of them are coming straight from Katherine’s own pretty mouth. Katherine, Katherine. Don’t you know that chronic complaining does a number on your face? If you’re feeling the same way we are about Izzie-free Grey’s Anatomy, fillers may be the best way to get rid of those deepening frown lines.

HHL at the Oscars!

Don't miss all our 2010 HHL winners at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards!
Tune in to ABC this Sunday, March 7th at 5 pm PST!