Real Housewife, Fake Nose

We nominate Ashley Holmes, of the NJ Housewife Clan, for a new reality TV show we have yet to produce, "Hollywood's Hottest Looks". As indicated by her Facebook photo above, she has had a rhinoplasty. As we are world renowned facial plastic surgeons who specialize in rhinoplasties, we believe this is a good opportunity to discuss "Rhinoplasty Rationale". First, people can elect to have this procedure for a couple different reasons. Besides the obvious cosmetic reasons, oftentimes rhinoplasties are used to repair a deviated septum, which can cause irregular breathing and disrupt sleep. Breathing problems and other physical ailments can be fixed without changing the exterior of the nose at all, however, many people choose to balance their facial proportions and enhance their natural look by reshaping the exterior of the nose. Thus concludes our unnamed reality television installment of Hollywood’s Hottest Looks. If we can answer any additional questions for you, please contact our office at (310) 278-8823, or email us at: info@bevhills.com.

Arggh! Johnny Depp Be Back as Jack Sparrow, Mateys!

Happy Day! Jerry Mega-Bruckheimer just tweeted a picture of Captain Jack Sparrow, otherwise known as Johnny Depp, from the Pirates of the Caribbean set! Also a HHL-award winning Best Cheeks, Capin’ Sparrow’s mug is the perfect example of masculine definition and chiseled contour. Remember, dead men tell no tales, and hot men chase them. Just sayin’.

Angelina Sprinkles Her Awesome Dust at Comic Con

The nerds at Comic Con this year definitely had something to squeal about this year, when Angelina Jolie appeared to promote her new movie “Salt”. Angelina, voted 2010’s Best Everything/Lips described doing her own stunts for the movie, and why she loved the character for her “offness”. Our patients love Angie’s lips because they are full, voluminous, yet natural-looking. While we can’t perfectly replicate a celebrity’s lips, we can make sure that yours are as plump and youthful looking as possible. Ask us about SurgiSil, our newest lip enhancement procedure.

Leo Makes Us Laugh and Laugh in Rolling Stone

Leonardo DiCaprio covers Rolling Stone’s August issue. He’s handsome, it makes us happy, blah blah blah. But that’s not the best part. The best part is when he says that he’s had a harder time meeting women since Titanic (don’t let the steady stream of supermodel girlfriends fool you). Our response?
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahha”!
Oh Leo, you card. That’s the funniest thing we read all week. But Leo isn’t known for just being hilarious. He was voted Best Cheeks for 2010, which is coincidental because ours are still hurting from the epic chuckle. If you’re looking to rejuvenate and improve your facial contour, you may want to look into Malarplasty, or cheek implants. Prominent cheek bones are generally considered ideal and accentuate the eyes. Pick up your Rolling Stone’s August issue today!

Drew Barrymore in Elle

Drew Barrymore covers Elle this month, where she says, wait for it, that if she decides she needs plastic surgery in the future, she’ll do it! Oh, it is so exciting when a celebrity doesn’t run screaming from plastic surgery allegations. We’re here to tell you, as Hollywood’s go-to surgeons, the truth is that most celebrities in Hollywood have had something done. Drew, our girl for Best Nose, definitely knows what’s up. Heh. Please forgive the pun. Rhinoplasties number among our most popular procedures. If you’re looking for a Drew-worthy nose, you nose where to go. Again, sorry.

Carrie Underwood, Emily Blunt Wed (Not to each other.)

It’s apparently wedding season for our HHL favs. Carrie Underwood, 2009’s Best Jawline, just married NHL fiance Mike Fisher this weekend, and Emily Blunt stole *I mean* married John Krasinski in Italy. Naturally. Because having John Krasinski as a groom just wasn’t nice enough, you of course have to get married next to GEORGE CLOONEY’S ITALIAN VILLA! (Can you tell we have major fans of The Office at HHL headquarters?) If you’re looking to treat yourself to a pre-wedding makeover, consider gentle yet effective skin treatments like the ViPeel or our famous Herbal Green Peel.

Emmy's

Oh, glorious Emmy season. A time when we avid television watchers can celebrate the magic with our Technicolor pals, hem and haw over those who were snubbed, and ogle what the beautiful people wear to glamorous events. In Gleeful news, 2010’s Best Hair Lea Michele grabbed a nom for Best Actress in a Comedy. Other HHL alums Rose Byrne and January Jones also are nominated, meaning… It’s on. We just don’t know who to root for. Best Hair? Best Cheeks? Best Nose? We’re personally leaning more towards Rose Best Nose, because we just saw Get Him to the Greek and our sides are still aching with the naughty hilarity. Anyoldhow, despite the “pie in the sky” (yet charming) naivety of our HHL writers, glamour is our thing! We are the go-to surgeons in Hollywood for our natural and subtle results. Don’t even try to guess who our patients are, because you won’t. If you’re looking for cosmetic work so subtle your own mother won’t even notice, come and see us for a consultation. Good luck, Emmy ladies!

Jennifer Aniston, Baby.

At first we considered that a working title, and then we started to like it.
Anyoldhow, our friends at Hollywood Life report that Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a baby. That pregnancy might make the women of America take a collective sigh of relief, not having to compete with that hot bod for 9 months. But who are we kidding- she’ll probably be one of those women who gets pregnant and gains one pound, a la Gisele Bundchen. For all you mortal women who are having babies, had babies, or are just eager to get a body that rivals Jennifer Aniston, our body contouring procedures are a good way to go.

Tony Awards Report Card

Instead of boring you to death about all the goings on at this year’s Tony Awards, we are going to give you a 2010 Tony Report Card, as it relates to our HHL winners.
• Catherine Zeta-Jones- Wins for A Little Night Music. A+
• Lea Michele Sings Don’t Rain on My Parade- Lea, forgive. We must rain on your parade. If we could pull off Randy Jackson-isms, our criticism would be, “you were pitchy, dawg. Pitchy.” Since we can’t, we had to suffice with a Simon Cowell eye roll. Sorry girl. Props for looking so pretty, though. C-
• Scarlett Johansson wins her first Tony and looks hiz-ott. Not much more to add, except her lips have always been in-demand here at BHI. Fillers and even implants, like SurgiSil, can give you a Scarlett-worthy pucker. A+

Lea Ends on a High Note

We would just like to interrupt our regularly scheduled HHL blog to proclaim how much we loved the Glee finale, and Best Supporting Actor, Lea Michele’s Hair. Oh, we love it. We wish we could bottle it up and sell it for cash in a back alley. To steal another Glee quote, her locks “make the angels cry.” We’re not the only ones who lurrve it, either- she swept the 2010 Best Hair category. The good news is, angels, there are ways to achieve the shiny, frizz-free glory that is Lea Michele’s Mane. While we may not be able to give you a Rachel Berry-perfect style, our hairline lowering procedure will balance out your facial proportions and will deliver perfect results for each patient. Definitely gold star worthy.

Les is More

Tom Cruise astounded at the MTV Movie Awards, as he reprised his Tropic Thunder role as Les Grossman- the vulgar, not-so-gorgeous talent executive who, wait for it, can DANCE! Helping him shake his muti-million dollar maker was fellow HHL-winner (and squillionaire) Jennifer Lopez. Normally, we would say they made a beautiful couple but noses are our specialty, and we really don’t want ours to grow. Anyhoodle, we’re glad that the world is starting to like Tom Cruise again. We’ve always thought he was bee-yotiful, and our patients have, too. Voted Best Skin for 2009, Tom’s even and moisturized tone is perfect for the masculine, yet groomed fella. Gentlemen, cruise on down and see our aesthetician Marilyn to see how you can get the ultimate Tom-worthy glow.

Jessica Biel Covers Glamour

Jessica Biel scorches the pages of Glamour this month with her HHL-winning bod, where she talks romance, adrenaline, and her A Team guns. Here at BHI, where Jessica’s body topped 2009’s Best Body category, we admire her “go get ‘em” attitude, because that’s what gets you to the top. Not to brag, but we would know. We’re known world over for our innovative procedures, as well as natural and beautiful results. If you’re lusting over Jessica’s A plus body, you might consider liposuction. Combined with proper diet and exercise, it’s the ultimate way to permanently eliminate fat from your “jiggly bits”.

Megan Fox Covers Allure

Megan Fox covers the newest issue of Allure and talks about… oh, everything. She’s OCD. She’s more than a little upset that someone leaked photos of her topless. She likes the F word. A lot. And no, we’re not talking about her last name. Oh Megan Fox, it’s been so boring without you these days since the latest Transformers junket- where have you been? Last we heard, you were getting a “girl next door” makeover. How’s that going? Here in Beverly Hills, lots of girls are getting your makeover, and requesting peepers like The Fox. Blepharoplasties are a great way to permanently alleviate dark, baggy undereyes, oftentimes a side effect of stress and sleepless nights. Perhaps we should drop Michael Bay a friendly little suggestion…

Amy Adams Has a Daughter

Congratulations to Amy Adams, 2009’s Best Nose, and new mom! The flame-haired beauty gave birth to her first child, daughter Aviana Olea May 15th. Ah, the miracle of life. Amy, are you Enchanted with your baby girl? Whilst in labor, did you sing a Happy Little Birthing Song? Heh. Our patients are definitely enchanted with her nose… our renowned rhinoplasty procedures balance out the face and enhance one’s natural beauty. Amy, congrats on your perfect family, and your perfect nose. All the better to smell when the baby needs changing, my dear.

Blake Lively in Vogue

Our girl Blake Lively, 2009’s Best Hair, is Vogue’s June cover girl! Clad in a sweater and bikini bottoms (because Vogue is nothing if not practical) she dishes on her Green Lantern role, her NY alter-ego, and surfing with perfect hair. And the girl knows a little something about perfect hair, since she topped 2009’s most wanted list. If you’re looking to get Blake Lively perfect locks, ask us about hair restoration procedures.

Dear Sandra Bullock…

We recently read that Sandra Bullock, 2010’s Best Cheeks, has purchased a home in New Orleans so that her adopted son Louis can grow up in “his city”. Oh dear. We feel a little like the kids being left home alone with the bully next door. Sandra, if you read this blog (you probably do, because you’re just that kind of awesome), we have a message for you while theoretically hanging from your pant leg, whining. Don’t leave us! We need you! You’re classy, kind, beautiful, funny and talented- you’re like the entertainment industry’s equivalent of the bald eagle. But, you know, with pretty hair and face. Stay and pretty up the city with your lovely. Patients- if you’re feeling as aggrieved over this as we are, your face might start to look a wee haggard. If you want to try to replicate Sandra’s naturally dynamic facial structure, you might consider cheek implants to define and enhance your face’s contours.

Matt Damon and Wife Expecting!

“People” Magazine reports that Matt Damon and his wife are going to be parents for the third time (and they already stole our “New-Bourne” joke, so don’t expect any clever puns here). Mr. Will Hunting, 2008’s Best Lips, is going to have to use those puckers for some new baby kisses. (Speaking of baby kisses, we must mention our fellow HHL-winner, Sandra Bullock’s newly adopted son, Louis. He is full of chubby, delicious baby goodness. We want to babysit. Call us, Sandra!) Anyhoodle, Matt’s lips are some of the most desired by men in Hollywood. Fellas, there are options for you, too! You might consider subtle fillers to plump up your pucker.

Happy Mother's Day, Hot Mamas!

Happy Mother’s Day to all our HHL-winning Moms! Angelina Jolie, Katherine Hiegl, Sandra Bullock and Isla Fisher are just some of the hot mamas that grace our list. Moms? Take a cue from these leading ladies, and pamper yourself for a day. Our aesthetician Marilyn can introduce you to our highly-coveted Herbal Green Peel and Vi Peel facial treatments. At the very least, your skin will look completely carefree, relaxed and rejuvenated.

Angelina Jolie Losing Sleep, Like the Rest of Us

These days are… how you say? Tense. Even the beautiful people are prone to depression, what with all the sorrow in the world right now. Earthquakes, famine, disease… ‘Lost’ coming to an end. It’s tough out there. Eonline claims that Angelina Jolie, HHL’s Best Everything/Lips is apparently losing sleep over the thousands of displaced people trapped in Somalia. When you’re feeling overwhelmed, it shows on your face. If you’re losing sleep over the state of things like Ms. Jolie, maybe consider a Blepharoplasty in between GreenPeace fundraisers. Eyelid surgery is the best way to eliminate dark, baggy undereyes, and revitalize your look, a common problem for people plagued with existential angst.

Wouldn’t it Be Lolavie?

Jennifer Aniston, 2009’s Best Body: “My new perfume is called ‘Lolavie.’”
BHI: “Gesundheit. Now, what’s the name of your perfume?”
Perfect ad campaign for Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume, no? No? Well, whatever. You can’t expect facial plastic surgeons to give up their day job. Anyoldhow, according to Ms. Aniston, her new scent is going to smell “sexy and clean.” (Which begs the question- did she consciously nix her other perfume scent, the one that smelled unsexy and dirty?)Speaking of sexy, Jennifer has one of the most coveted bodies on planet Earth. If you are looking to upgrade your look, perhaps consider procedures like liposuction and body contouring. We’re sure the sweet smell of confidence is right up there with Lolavie.