Tuesday, October 27, 2009

3 Hollywood Hotties in "Nine"!

Oh, Rob Marshall. Where have you been? You dazzled us with "Chicago", then left us walking aimlessly down the halls muttering to ourselves, “When you’re good to mama, mama’s good to youuuu…” “razzle dazzle ‘em, Roxy Hart!” and, you know, all that jazz. Have you by chance been recruiting our Hollywood Hotties and corralling them all into one magical movie musical masterpiece? You have, you say!? What’s that? It’s called "Nine", and our ladies Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, and Kate Hudson all sing and dance their HHL-winning eyes, nose, and skin (respectively) off? Take care of them for us. We may be known as artists in the plastic surgery world, but what we do with a scalpel doesn’t go quite as well with popcorn and a soda.

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