Friday, December 17, 2010

He’s So Money

Brad Pitt doesn’t need to star in a movie called “Moneyball” to impress us or any of our patients. At BHI we know that Brad, as Vince Vaughan would say, “Is SO Money!” Our staff will attest that Brad’s great lips, great cheeks and great hair make him a continuous star on our Hollywood’s Hottest Looks wall of fame. Voted for “best everything” our male patients continuously ask that their eyes look like Brad’s. Blepharoplasty performed by world class leaders Drs. Fleming and Mayer is a great value when you consider just how long eye surgery lasts.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Leo Is Still Spinning Heads!

As the dream invading thriller Inception starring 2010 HHL “best cheeks” winner Leonard DiCaprio hits stores on DVD and Blu-ray this week, one fan has put a whole new spin on the film. Sleight-of-hand magician Steve Faulkner has broken a Guinness World Record for the highest number of spinning tops spun simultaneously. With only one hand he kept 22 totems rotating, smashing the previous record of 16 that was set in Japan in 2009. We attest that Leo still keeps our heads spinning with his gorgeous looks. Defined faces like Leo’s can be obtained with the latest in facial implants including cheek, chin and jaw line implants. Trust us. There is no sleight of hand going on at BHI, but Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer’s surgical technique and experience keeps Hollywood thinking that they are true magicians and should be doing surgery over at the Magic Castle!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Never Let Go of A Good Skin Care Regimen

Fresh off her role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Carey Mulligan has been hitting the red carpet in a big way. When she's not on the red carpet, you can look for the British actress in the upcoming movie, Never Let Go. Mulligan was nominated for “best skin” on our 2010 Hollywood’s Hottest Looks survey. Must be that British girls know something about taking care of their skin during cold weather because many of our “best skin” nominees come from the UK. If you are in need of a new skin care regimen, or if an age reversing peel is needed before an upcoming holiday event, be sure to ask about the many skin care options available at BHI.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Sure To Be An Eye Opener!

Hugh Jackman is preparing to suit up yet again as the character alternately known as Logan in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2,” but the actor told Access Hollywood that getting back in mutant shape comes at a price! Jackman, known for Best Eyes on our HHL survey, says he has just started training and is on a strict diet of chicken breasts, brown rice and brocolli, so he can get Wolvie-ripped. Our patients are already telling us that they are not afraid of Wolverine, but those with droopy lids that obscure their vision are terrified that they might not be able to see those awesome abs of Hugh’s when this movie premieres and are calling now to book their blepharoplasty (eyelid) surgery!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

And The Best Body Goes To?

Our patients knew all along that Tron: Legacy star Olivia Wilde had the best Hollywood Body that’s why she was nominated and made it on our 2010 HHL survey! Now the proof is in the pudding as they say, Olivia just went sheer in Details Magazine where she stripped down to her skivvies for the December/January 2011 issue. Many of our patients use the extra time around the holidays to slim down too and especially with the latest in liposuction and body contouring procedures offered at BHI. Our doctors are known throughout Hollywood for not just spotting the best bodies, but also for creating them!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

No More Bob’s Your U.N.C.L.E.

Sorry Bob, but it looks like George Clooney might just be taking your prized place in the new U.N.C.L.E. film project. According to industry reports Clooney, who topped our HHL in 2010 for best hair, is now in talks to star as Napoleon Solo (formerly and brilliantly played by Robert Vaughn). Even better news is that director Steven Soderbergh intends to keep the setting during the Cold War period of the 1960s. One of the things we really liked about the 1960s was the men’s hair. They all had it! At BHI, we specialize in hair replacement for men and women and our signature procedure, The Fleming/Mayer Flap, is known worldwide as the procedure of choice. If you want to keep a head of your own hair, just like The Men from U.N.C.L.E., Drs. Fleming and Mayer are your solution.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Big Releases Ahead For Williams

Michelle Williams, best known to us for her well-proportioned nose (voted on 2009’s HHL), has been very busy behind the scenes of her latest movies. Williams and co-star Ryan Gosling steamed up the set of “Blue Valentine,” showing so much skin that it was given an NC-17 rating. Only adult admission for this one! Williams is also filming “My Week with Marilyn” portraying the late Marilyn Monroe. She’ll have some big shoes to fill in this movie but, like Marilyn, Williams has a picture-perfect nose! If you want a beautiful, natural looking nose, Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer not only cater to Hollywood stars, they are Hollywood’s best surgeons! Just look in our gallery of photos!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Willow Following In Will’s Footsteps

It’s no surprise that Will Smith’s daughter, Willow, is on the path to stardom. Willow is only 10-years old and already has a hit song and music video called “Whip My Hair.” Smith said that he and his wife are very proud of their daughter’s success so far. In a recent interview, Willow said that she wants to be famous just like her daddy. She already looks like Will and, guess what, she’s inherited his beautiful full lips, the ones that made him even more famous when he appeared on our HHL list for best kisser! Check out our lip augmentation procedures if you want to enhance the size of your lips. The great thing about it is that it’s completely safe and will give you sexy, luscious, kissable lips too!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

British Beauty Burglarized!

Voted for best cheeks in previous years on HHL, Keira Knightley returned to her apartment in London to find it ransacked! While she was away filming her newest movie, burglars broke into her $2-million apartment in Hyde Park. Apparently they stole two laptops belonging to Knightley that may contain sensitive information. Unfortunately, the burglars have not been identified yet. Hopefully her new film “Last Night,” said to be released on November 5th will cheer up this British beauty. If you want your cheeks to look more cheery for the holidays, Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer can completely transform them. After all, when it comes to sculpting faces, there is no better look to steal than the ones created by Dr. Fleming and Mayer!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A Total Eclipse

The movie Eclipse appears to have totally “eclipsed” other movies starring Hollywood’s Hottest Looks favorite for best Chin and Jawline, Robert Pattinson. According to Box Office Mojo the most recent sales figures for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse has reached $300,531,751 in the US and $690,131,507 worldwide. The movie has now beaten Twilight and New Moon and has become a Twilight Saga best seller! If you are looking to increase your “mojo”, Drs. Fleming and Mayer offer the most natural Chin and Jawline implants for both male and female patients.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Can’t We Just Be Friends

Only in Hollywood can two people having lunch together be seen as an “item”. This past weekend Jake Gyllenhaal known on HHL for best eyes, and Taylor Swift, known on HHL for best hair, were seen having lunch together, and they attended the broadcast of Saturday Night Live in Manhattan. Although the girls at BHI think these two would make a cute couple, the doctors are more focused on educating our readers about how to obtain their gorgeous looks! If eyelid surgery is on the wish list for you, Drs. Fleming and Mayer are known worldwide as the “eye guys”. So if have tired eyes or dark circles you want to correct, give us a call at 800-854-8823.

On Stranger Tides

No stranger to the film industry, 2010 Hollywood’s Hottest Eyes Penelope Cruz will be facing fellow swashbuckler and another favorite HHL star Johnny Depp in the latest in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, “On Stranger Tides”. Directed by Rob Marshall, “On Stranger Tides” will be hitting theaters on May 20, 2011. While Johnny might be feasting his eyes on the beautiful Penelope, our doctors can help you obtain the peepers of your dreams. As they say, the eyes are the window to the soul.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Justin's Social Network

It’s a big year for Justin Timberlake. Not only did he make our Hollywood’s Hottest Looks for his flawless skin this year, but his newest film, The Social Network has held the top spot in the box office for two weeks in a row! Although he plays the company president of Facebook in the film, Timberlake admitted that he does not use any social networking sites. Instead, he has a team of people that update his fan page on Facebook for him. We’ll probably see Timberlake and his smooth skin on the red carpet in the near future because of this Oscar-worthy movie. You can have gorgeous skin too with many of the treatments we offer here at BHI. Check out our different peels that will improve the clarity of your skin, including our newest, the VI Peel.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Heigl’s Hot Tub Harassment

Voted for her perfect nose two years in a row (2008 and 2009) and for her lovely lips this year on HHL, Katherine Heigl’s relaxing night in her hot tub with her husband turned into a disaster. Heigl called the police on her neighbor after he reportedly harassed her and husband Josh Kelley while they tried to enjoy some alone time together in their hot tub. Heigl said that it was only 8:30 at night and they were keeping it “PG” with their make-out session, but their neighbor kept screaming at them to go inside. Jeez, cut ‘em some slack! She’s a busy woman lately with her box office hit, Life As We Know It. Plus, there’s no way her husband could resist those luscious lips of hers! For more on how you can obtain luscious, kissable lips ask the doctors about natural fat enhancement and Juvederm treatments. Hurry, take advantage of our "specials" this month.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Family Time

As well as his best actor celebrity, Hollywood’s Hottest Looks for best jawline, Ben Afleck is very popular with us here at BHI. Not just because of his best jaw recognition, which many of our male patients want to duplicate with the use of chin implants or liposuction to the neck and jaw area, but because of what a great father and husband he is. The actor is back on top thanks to his new hit movie, The Town, but told reporters he was happier to be back at home with Jen and the kids, rather than on the road promoting a movie. Awww.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dressed For Travel

Continuing the travel and tourism theme, Hollywood’s Best Body Fergie was recently spotted at the airport wearing a track suit that seems to be the latest fashion for many A-listers and was made popular again by Glee character Sue, or so the media says. Not to make a fuss here, but at BHI we have to comment that this particular attire has been worn by BHI patients for years. We always encourage our cosmetic surgery patients to wear comfortable attire the day of surgery so that they don’t have to fuss with clothing when they go home after surgery. And what do they always show up wearing? Track suits! Sorry Sue.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Two of Hollywood’s Hottest Appear Together In The Tourist!

Two of our most recurring Hollywood’s Hottest Looks, Angelina Jolie (best lips) and Johnny Depp (best lips, best cheeks) recently premiered their new movie together The Tourist. We can tell you that this is definitely a movie we can’t wait to see. Many of our patients look to these two celebrities because they truly are on the world’s “most beautiful” list. At BHI we offer our patients the latest in lip plumpers and cheek enhancement to help them obtain what nature may not have given them. Keep up the good work and the good looks Angie and Johnny.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

BHI Mourns A Hollywood Classic

Had our Hollywood’s Hottest List been around back in the days of true Hollywood glamour, actor Tony Curtis would have been voted for Best of Everything. His good looks, great physique and brilliant humor won the hearts of everyone. It is a sad day to hear that he passed away today. Tony was a favorite at BHI, a man we ran into frequently in Beverly Hills and who was always gracious about his celebrity. Tony, congratulations on your successful career and on a life well lived. You will be missed.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Franco's Gruesome New Role

Actor James Franco plays the leading role in the new film “127 hours.” Based on the true story of real-life adventurer Aron Ralston, this film depicts Ralston’s five-day struggle for survival during a Utah hike gone wrong. Attendees of the Toronto International Film Festival reported that this is not a movie for filmgoers with a weak stomach due to its gory detail. Although Franco’s new role might be gruesome, women will still flock to see him just to gaze at those dreamy, seductive and sexy eyes that won him prized place in our 2009 Hollywood’s Hottest Looks survey. So guys out there, take note. It’s not the gory struggle that’s going to help you win the ladies. It’s the beautiful, sexy eyes. Drs. Fleming and Mayer are known as Hollywood’s “Eye Guys”. If your peepers are looking a little tired, drop by to see us to determine if blepharoplasty, or a forehead lift, is going to give you leading man looks!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Diva's Demands Are Settled!

It takes a lot to be a Diva these days, but Hollywood’s Hottest Look star, musician and actress Jennifer Lopez, has definitely earned her “Diva” title after negotiating a fabulous deal with FOX for American Idol. Reportedly her initial demand was for $15 million. FOX counter-offered with a whopping $12 million, a figure so high that even Jennifer couldn’t turn her “top-rated nose” up at that! Voted for best nose and best chin, JLO’s hot looks have certainly boosted her career. At BHI, we help many people boost their careers daily with our age reversing, cosmetic surgery procedures. If you are looking for a million dollar look, ask the Doctors about rhinoplasty, cheek and chin augmentation. These procedures are “tops” on our career list.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Doctor's Urge Paris To Quit Cocaine!

Dear Paris,

Your beautiful skin has been a sought after Hollywood’s Hottest Look by many of our patients because of its wonderful, youthful glow. However, as medical doctors, we feel it our duty to advise you that your recent antics with cocaine abuse are not going to keep you on our HHL list for long. Not just because any form of drug abuse causes premature aging but, whether you realize this or not, the truth of the matter is that cocaine use can literally burn a hole in the septum of your nose. Being celebrity surgeons in Beverly Hills, we have seen our fair share of damage caused by cocaine abuse and it is not a pretty sight. And, as Rhinoplasty experts, we pride ourselves on our ability to make a nose look perfectly natural and balanced. However, after a huge hole has been created in the septum from continuous cocaine use, it is often difficult to make the nose look normal again. So please, do us all a favor, including your fans, and quit the cocaine use before you can’t smell that wonderful new perfume you just launched!

Drs. Richard Fleming and Toby Mayer

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Transform Your Body

All time Best Body, Josh Duhamel was recently seen “joshing around” on the set of Transformers 3 in military gear. Josh, who was voted Hollywood’s Hottest Looks for Best Body, is an all time favorite with the girls at our office. So for you guys out there who want to achieve Josh’s body, ask Drs. Fleming and Mayer about their new liposuction and body contouring procedures. You might not land a movie part, but these hot new procedures are guaranteed to give your body a great transformation.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Fashion Week In The Big Apple!

Voted for “best skin” on the 2010 Hollywood’ Hottest Looks survey, runway sensation and top model Heidi Klum dazzled us all at Fashion Week in New York City. Wearing an appropriate sizzling hot red dress at the city best known as America’s Big Apple, Heidi was seen strutting her stuff and beautiful creamy skin. Now that the summer is over, many patients are coming in to repair sun damage. Our new Vi Peel is a must have for those who want their skin to be voted number one, just like Heidi’s. Call and ask for Leslie.

Monday, September 13, 2010

La Dolce Vita!

It appears that for two of our Hollywood’s Hottest Looks stars Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt life is La Dolce Vita. It has been reported that the pair have purchased a $40-million Italian villa. The 15-bedroom estate -- in Valpolicella, (Verona area for all of you Romeo and Juliet fans) also features a screening room, two pools, several Jacuzzis and a home gym. As well as saying congrats to this beautiful duo best known by our patients as perfect lips, eyes and chin, we want to remind them that Mi Casa Su Casa. Any reciprocation is mucho appreciated!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Paris Is A Tease!

Paris Hilton has just launched a new fragrance, dubbed “Tease”. (She clearly did not heed our suggestion, which was to call it, “stinking rich”.) Paris, another HHL favorite for Best Skin, has been spending her summer jetsetting to exotic locales, no doubt adding to her perfect, sun-kissed glow. If you’re looking to give your skin a makeover, come in and meet our new aesthetician, Leslie!

Harry's iConick Hair

We would just like to say, Harry Connick, Jr. has been spotted around town recently, and he is looking fly! Still sporting those same luscious locks that made him a HHL favorite, it’s been rumored that he will replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. In honor of this hot month, we’re wishing our hairy hottie all the luck in the world! And, as a special “we love you” gift to our readers, we give you this photo to feast your eyes upon. You’re welcome.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Real Housewife, Fake Nose

We nominate Ashley Holmes, of the NJ Housewife Clan, for a new reality TV show we have yet to produce, "Hollywood's Hottest Looks". As indicated by her Facebook photo above, she has had a rhinoplasty. As we are world renowned facial plastic surgeons who specialize in rhinoplasties, we believe this is a good opportunity to discuss "Rhinoplasty Rationale". First, people can elect to have this procedure for a couple different reasons. Besides the obvious cosmetic reasons, oftentimes rhinoplasties are used to repair a deviated septum, which can cause irregular breathing and disrupt sleep. Breathing problems and other physical ailments can be fixed without changing the exterior of the nose at all, however, many people choose to balance their facial proportions and enhance their natural look by reshaping the exterior of the nose. Thus concludes our unnamed reality television installment of Hollywood’s Hottest Looks. If we can answer any additional questions for you, please contact our office at (310) 278-8823, or email us at:

Arggh! Johnny Depp Be Back as Jack Sparrow, Mateys!

Happy Day! Jerry Mega-Bruckheimer just tweeted a picture of Captain Jack Sparrow, otherwise known as Johnny Depp, from the Pirates of the Caribbean set! Also a HHL-award winning Best Cheeks, Capin’ Sparrow’s mug is the perfect example of masculine definition and chiseled contour. Remember, dead men tell no tales, and hot men chase them. Just sayin’.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Angelina Sprinkles Her Awesome Dust at Comic Con

The nerds at Comic Con this year definitely had something to squeal about this year, when Angelina Jolie appeared to promote her new movie “Salt”. Angelina, voted 2010’s Best Everything/Lips described doing her own stunts for the movie, and why she loved the character for her “offness”. Our patients love Angie’s lips because they are full, voluminous, yet natural-looking. While we can’t perfectly replicate a celebrity’s lips, we can make sure that yours are as plump and youthful looking as possible. Ask us about SurgiSil, our newest lip enhancement procedure.

Leo Makes Us Laugh and Laugh in Rolling Stone

Leonardo DiCaprio covers Rolling Stone’s August issue. He’s handsome, it makes us happy, blah blah blah. But that’s not the best part. The best part is when he says that he’s had a harder time meeting women since Titanic (don’t let the steady stream of supermodel girlfriends fool you). Our response?
Oh Leo, you card. That’s the funniest thing we read all week. But Leo isn’t known for just being hilarious. He was voted Best Cheeks for 2010, which is coincidental because ours are still hurting from the epic chuckle. If you’re looking to rejuvenate and improve your facial contour, you may want to look into Malarplasty, or cheek implants. Prominent cheek bones are generally considered ideal and accentuate the eyes. Pick up your Rolling Stone’s August issue today!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Drew Barrymore in Elle

Drew Barrymore covers Elle this month, where she says, wait for it, that if she decides she needs plastic surgery in the future, she’ll do it! Oh, it is so exciting when a celebrity doesn’t run screaming from plastic surgery allegations. We’re here to tell you, as Hollywood’s go-to surgeons, the truth is that most celebrities in Hollywood have had something done. Drew, our girl for Best Nose, definitely knows what’s up. Heh. Please forgive the pun. Rhinoplasties number among our most popular procedures. If you’re looking for a Drew-worthy nose, you nose where to go. Again, sorry.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Carrie Underwood, Emily Blunt Wed (Not to each other.)

It’s apparently wedding season for our HHL favs. Carrie Underwood, 2009’s Best Jawline, just married NHL fiance Mike Fisher this weekend, and Emily Blunt stole *I mean* married John Krasinski in Italy. Naturally. Because having John Krasinski as a groom just wasn’t nice enough, you of course have to get married next to GEORGE CLOONEY’S ITALIAN VILLA! (Can you tell we have major fans of The Office at HHL headquarters?) If you’re looking to treat yourself to a pre-wedding makeover, consider gentle yet effective skin treatments like the ViPeel or our famous Herbal Green Peel.


Oh, glorious Emmy season. A time when we avid television watchers can celebrate the magic with our Technicolor pals, hem and haw over those who were snubbed, and ogle what the beautiful people wear to glamorous events. In Gleeful news, 2010’s Best Hair Lea Michele grabbed a nom for Best Actress in a Comedy. Other HHL alums Rose Byrne and January Jones also are nominated, meaning… It’s on. We just don’t know who to root for. Best Hair? Best Cheeks? Best Nose? We’re personally leaning more towards Rose Best Nose, because we just saw Get Him to the Greek and our sides are still aching with the naughty hilarity. Anyoldhow, despite the “pie in the sky” (yet charming) naivety of our HHL writers, glamour is our thing! We are the go-to surgeons in Hollywood for our natural and subtle results. Don’t even try to guess who our patients are, because you won’t. If you’re looking for cosmetic work so subtle your own mother won’t even notice, come and see us for a consultation. Good luck, Emmy ladies!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Jennifer Aniston, Baby.

At first we considered that a working title, and then we started to like it.
Anyoldhow, our friends at Hollywood Life report that Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a baby. That pregnancy might make the women of America take a collective sigh of relief, not having to compete with that hot bod for 9 months. But who are we kidding- she’ll probably be one of those women who gets pregnant and gains one pound, a la Gisele Bundchen. For all you mortal women who are having babies, had babies, or are just eager to get a body that rivals Jennifer Aniston, our body contouring procedures are a good way to go.

Tony Awards Report Card

Instead of boring you to death about all the goings on at this year’s Tony Awards, we are going to give you a 2010 Tony Report Card, as it relates to our HHL winners.
• Catherine Zeta-Jones- Wins for A Little Night Music. A+
• Lea Michele Sings Don’t Rain on My Parade- Lea, forgive. We must rain on your parade. If we could pull off Randy Jackson-isms, our criticism would be, “you were pitchy, dawg. Pitchy.” Since we can’t, we had to suffice with a Simon Cowell eye roll. Sorry girl. Props for looking so pretty, though. C-
• Scarlett Johansson wins her first Tony and looks hiz-ott. Not much more to add, except her lips have always been in-demand here at BHI. Fillers and even implants, like SurgiSil, can give you a Scarlett-worthy pucker. A+

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Lea Ends on a High Note

We would just like to interrupt our regularly scheduled HHL blog to proclaim how much we loved the Glee finale, and Best Supporting Actor, Lea Michele’s Hair. Oh, we love it. We wish we could bottle it up and sell it for cash in a back alley. To steal another Glee quote, her locks “make the angels cry.” We’re not the only ones who lurrve it, either- she swept the 2010 Best Hair category. The good news is, angels, there are ways to achieve the shiny, frizz-free glory that is Lea Michele’s Mane. While we may not be able to give you a Rachel Berry-perfect style, our hairline lowering procedure will balance out your facial proportions and will deliver perfect results for each patient. Definitely gold star worthy.

Les is More

Tom Cruise astounded at the MTV Movie Awards, as he reprised his Tropic Thunder role as Les Grossman- the vulgar, not-so-gorgeous talent executive who, wait for it, can DANCE! Helping him shake his muti-million dollar maker was fellow HHL-winner (and squillionaire) Jennifer Lopez. Normally, we would say they made a beautiful couple but noses are our specialty, and we really don’t want ours to grow. Anyhoodle, we’re glad that the world is starting to like Tom Cruise again. We’ve always thought he was bee-yotiful, and our patients have, too. Voted Best Skin for 2009, Tom’s even and moisturized tone is perfect for the masculine, yet groomed fella. Gentlemen, cruise on down and see our aesthetician Marilyn to see how you can get the ultimate Tom-worthy glow.

Jessica Biel Covers Glamour

Jessica Biel scorches the pages of Glamour this month with her HHL-winning bod, where she talks romance, adrenaline, and her A Team guns. Here at BHI, where Jessica’s body topped 2009’s Best Body category, we admire her “go get ‘em” attitude, because that’s what gets you to the top. Not to brag, but we would know. We’re known world over for our innovative procedures, as well as natural and beautiful results. If you’re lusting over Jessica’s A plus body, you might consider liposuction. Combined with proper diet and exercise, it’s the ultimate way to permanently eliminate fat from your “jiggly bits”.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Megan Fox Covers Allure

Megan Fox covers the newest issue of Allure and talks about… oh, everything. She’s OCD. She’s more than a little upset that someone leaked photos of her topless. She likes the F word. A lot. And no, we’re not talking about her last name. Oh Megan Fox, it’s been so boring without you these days since the latest Transformers junket- where have you been? Last we heard, you were getting a “girl next door” makeover. How’s that going? Here in Beverly Hills, lots of girls are getting your makeover, and requesting peepers like The Fox. Blepharoplasties are a great way to permanently alleviate dark, baggy undereyes, oftentimes a side effect of stress and sleepless nights. Perhaps we should drop Michael Bay a friendly little suggestion…

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Amy Adams Has a Daughter

Congratulations to Amy Adams, 2009’s Best Nose, and new mom! The flame-haired beauty gave birth to her first child, daughter Aviana Olea May 15th. Ah, the miracle of life. Amy, are you Enchanted with your baby girl? Whilst in labor, did you sing a Happy Little Birthing Song? Heh. Our patients are definitely enchanted with her nose… our renowned rhinoplasty procedures balance out the face and enhance one’s natural beauty. Amy, congrats on your perfect family, and your perfect nose. All the better to smell when the baby needs changing, my dear.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Blake Lively in Vogue

Our girl Blake Lively, 2009’s Best Hair, is Vogue’s June cover girl! Clad in a sweater and bikini bottoms (because Vogue is nothing if not practical) she dishes on her Green Lantern role, her NY alter-ego, and surfing with perfect hair. And the girl knows a little something about perfect hair, since she topped 2009’s most wanted list. If you’re looking to get Blake Lively perfect locks, ask us about hair restoration procedures.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Dear Sandra Bullock…

We recently read that Sandra Bullock, 2010’s Best Cheeks, has purchased a home in New Orleans so that her adopted son Louis can grow up in “his city”. Oh dear. We feel a little like the kids being left home alone with the bully next door. Sandra, if you read this blog (you probably do, because you’re just that kind of awesome), we have a message for you while theoretically hanging from your pant leg, whining. Don’t leave us! We need you! You’re classy, kind, beautiful, funny and talented- you’re like the entertainment industry’s equivalent of the bald eagle. But, you know, with pretty hair and face. Stay and pretty up the city with your lovely. Patients- if you’re feeling as aggrieved over this as we are, your face might start to look a wee haggard. If you want to try to replicate Sandra’s naturally dynamic facial structure, you might consider cheek implants to define and enhance your face’s contours.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Matt Damon and Wife Expecting!

“People” Magazine reports that Matt Damon and his wife are going to be parents for the third time (and they already stole our “New-Bourne” joke, so don’t expect any clever puns here). Mr. Will Hunting, 2008’s Best Lips, is going to have to use those puckers for some new baby kisses. (Speaking of baby kisses, we must mention our fellow HHL-winner, Sandra Bullock’s newly adopted son, Louis. He is full of chubby, delicious baby goodness. We want to babysit. Call us, Sandra!) Anyhoodle, Matt’s lips are some of the most desired by men in Hollywood. Fellas, there are options for you, too! You might consider subtle fillers to plump up your pucker.

Happy Mother's Day, Hot Mamas!

Happy Mother’s Day to all our HHL-winning Moms! Angelina Jolie, Katherine Hiegl, Sandra Bullock and Isla Fisher are just some of the hot mamas that grace our list. Moms? Take a cue from these leading ladies, and pamper yourself for a day. Our aesthetician Marilyn can introduce you to our highly-coveted Herbal Green Peel and Vi Peel facial treatments. At the very least, your skin will look completely carefree, relaxed and rejuvenated.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Angelina Jolie Losing Sleep, Like the Rest of Us

These days are… how you say? Tense. Even the beautiful people are prone to depression, what with all the sorrow in the world right now. Earthquakes, famine, disease… ‘Lost’ coming to an end. It’s tough out there. Eonline claims that Angelina Jolie, HHL’s Best Everything/Lips is apparently losing sleep over the thousands of displaced people trapped in Somalia. When you’re feeling overwhelmed, it shows on your face. If you’re losing sleep over the state of things like Ms. Jolie, maybe consider a Blepharoplasty in between GreenPeace fundraisers. Eyelid surgery is the best way to eliminate dark, baggy undereyes, and revitalize your look, a common problem for people plagued with existential angst.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Wouldn’t it Be Lolavie?

Jennifer Aniston, 2009’s Best Body: “My new perfume is called ‘Lolavie.’”
BHI: “Gesundheit. Now, what’s the name of your perfume?”

Perfect ad campaign for Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume, no? No? Well, whatever. You can’t expect facial plastic surgeons to give up their day job. Anyoldhow, according to Ms. Aniston, her new scent is going to smell “sexy and clean.” (Which begs the question- did she consciously nix her other perfume scent, the one that smelled unsexy and dirty?)Speaking of sexy, Jennifer has one of the most coveted bodies on planet Earth. If you are looking to upgrade your look, perhaps consider procedures like liposuction and body contouring. We’re sure the sweet smell of confidence is right up there with Lolavie.

Scarlett’s In Style

Scarlett Johansson, HHL alum for Best Lips graces the cover of In Style, where she reveals that she’d rather spend the night at home with husband Ryan Reynolds than go out and party. Hm. Yes ScarJo, I taste what you’re cooking. And along those lines, I think I would rather eat chocolate than broccoli. Why go out and get trampled by drunk Lindsay Lohan when you can snuggle next to your gorgeous love bunny at home? Ahem. Scarlett is host body of some of Hollywood’s Hottest Lips. If you’re looking to plump up your puckers, you might want to consider SurgiSil PermaLip implant. It’s an adjustable, permanent implant that yields natural looking results without injections! Great lips without injections? Sounds almost as unbelievable and AWESOME as being married to Ryan Reynolds.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Carrie Underwood- Entertainer of the Year. (Again.)

Carrie Underwood, 2009’s Best Jawline, has been super busy lately, what with all the sticky bun fittings it must take to prepare for her “Carrie Fisher” wedding, plus there’s being entertainer of the year and all. The country crooner won the title of “Entertainer of the Year” at the 2010 Country Music Awards for a second time, beating out our own Best Hair Taylor Swift. For busy brides on the go like Carrie, we recommend relaxing and rejuvenating facial treatments, like our new Vi Peel and the Herbal Green Peel.

Isla Fisher Pregnant?

(We think) Isla Fisher, 2009’s Best Hair is pregnant again! Either that, or she’s been eating a massively huge burrito for lunch every day that has been growing larger and larger in her womb for the past 6 months. Since Isla has not confirmed her pregnancy, perhaps we shouldn’t be congratulating her and husband Sasha Baron Cohen on their little burrito baby, lest the entertainment lawyers come to call. Regardless, she looks beautiful, as ever. Isla’s fire-red locks are the perfect representation of feminine beauty. If you are looking for a way to improve the appearance of your head spaghetti, look into our hair replacement procedures. Forgive all the food references- it’s lunchtime here at HHL headquarters.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski Wedding Update (It’s still on. Sigh.).

For those of you HHL followers who know and love John Krasinki as Jim Halpert from The Office, otherwise known as Pam Beasley’s better half, turn away. This will make you sad. 2010’s Best Jawline, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are said to tie the knot in the next month. While various media outlets are still trying to get all the details, one thing is for certain. Emily is sure to look flawless, thanks in part to her gorgeous bone structure. While we can’t give brides everything (like Jim Halpert as a groom) there are certain procedures we can perform to balance out the face, and keep results looking natural and proportional. If you’re lusting after a strong jawline for extra drama and dimension like Emily, you might consider a chin implant, or Mentoplasty. Congrats to the happy couple. May your years be filled with joy, and Jello-encapsulated kitchenware.