Thursday, April 29, 2010

Angelina Jolie Losing Sleep, Like the Rest of Us

These days are… how you say? Tense. Even the beautiful people are prone to depression, what with all the sorrow in the world right now. Earthquakes, famine, disease… ‘Lost’ coming to an end. It’s tough out there. Eonline claims that Angelina Jolie, HHL’s Best Everything/Lips is apparently losing sleep over the thousands of displaced people trapped in Somalia. When you’re feeling overwhelmed, it shows on your face. If you’re losing sleep over the state of things like Ms. Jolie, maybe consider a Blepharoplasty in between GreenPeace fundraisers. Eyelid surgery is the best way to eliminate dark, baggy undereyes, and revitalize your look, a common problem for people plagued with existential angst.

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