Megan Fox Covers Allure

Megan Fox covers the newest issue of Allure and talks about… oh, everything. She’s OCD. She’s more than a little upset that someone leaked photos of her topless. She likes the F word. A lot. And no, we’re not talking about her last name. Oh Megan Fox, it’s been so boring without you these days since the latest Transformers junket- where have you been? Last we heard, you were getting a “girl next door” makeover. How’s that going? Here in Beverly Hills, lots of girls are getting your makeover, and requesting peepers like The Fox. Blepharoplasties are a great way to permanently alleviate dark, baggy undereyes, oftentimes a side effect of stress and sleepless nights. Perhaps we should drop Michael Bay a friendly little suggestion…

Amy Adams Has a Daughter

Congratulations to Amy Adams, 2009’s Best Nose, and new mom! The flame-haired beauty gave birth to her first child, daughter Aviana Olea May 15th. Ah, the miracle of life. Amy, are you Enchanted with your baby girl? Whilst in labor, did you sing a Happy Little Birthing Song? Heh. Our patients are definitely enchanted with her nose… our renowned rhinoplasty procedures balance out the face and enhance one’s natural beauty. Amy, congrats on your perfect family, and your perfect nose. All the better to smell when the baby needs changing, my dear.

Blake Lively in Vogue

Our girl Blake Lively, 2009’s Best Hair, is Vogue’s June cover girl! Clad in a sweater and bikini bottoms (because Vogue is nothing if not practical) she dishes on her Green Lantern role, her NY alter-ego, and surfing with perfect hair. And the girl knows a little something about perfect hair, since she topped 2009’s most wanted list. If you’re looking to get Blake Lively perfect locks, ask us about hair restoration procedures.

Dear Sandra Bullock…

We recently read that Sandra Bullock, 2010’s Best Cheeks, has purchased a home in New Orleans so that her adopted son Louis can grow up in “his city”. Oh dear. We feel a little like the kids being left home alone with the bully next door. Sandra, if you read this blog (you probably do, because you’re just that kind of awesome), we have a message for you while theoretically hanging from your pant leg, whining. Don’t leave us! We need you! You’re classy, kind, beautiful, funny and talented- you’re like the entertainment industry’s equivalent of the bald eagle. But, you know, with pretty hair and face. Stay and pretty up the city with your lovely. Patients- if you’re feeling as aggrieved over this as we are, your face might start to look a wee haggard. If you want to try to replicate Sandra’s naturally dynamic facial structure, you might consider cheek implants to define and enhance your face’s contours.

Matt Damon and Wife Expecting!

“People” Magazine reports that Matt Damon and his wife are going to be parents for the third time (and they already stole our “New-Bourne” joke, so don’t expect any clever puns here). Mr. Will Hunting, 2008’s Best Lips, is going to have to use those puckers for some new baby kisses. (Speaking of baby kisses, we must mention our fellow HHL-winner, Sandra Bullock’s newly adopted son, Louis. He is full of chubby, delicious baby goodness. We want to babysit. Call us, Sandra!) Anyhoodle, Matt’s lips are some of the most desired by men in Hollywood. Fellas, there are options for you, too! You might consider subtle fillers to plump up your pucker.

Happy Mother's Day, Hot Mamas!

Happy Mother’s Day to all our HHL-winning Moms! Angelina Jolie, Katherine Hiegl, Sandra Bullock and Isla Fisher are just some of the hot mamas that grace our list. Moms? Take a cue from these leading ladies, and pamper yourself for a day. Our aesthetician Marilyn can introduce you to our highly-coveted Herbal Green Peel and Vi Peel facial treatments. At the very least, your skin will look completely carefree, relaxed and rejuvenated.