Thursday, September 23, 2010

Diva's Demands Are Settled!


It takes a lot to be a Diva these days, but Hollywood’s Hottest Look star, musician and actress Jennifer Lopez, has definitely earned her “Diva” title after negotiating a fabulous deal with FOX for American Idol. Reportedly her initial demand was for $15 million. FOX counter-offered with a whopping $12 million, a figure so high that even Jennifer couldn’t turn her “top-rated nose” up at that! Voted for best nose and best chin, JLO’s hot looks have certainly boosted her career. At BHI, we help many people boost their careers daily with our age reversing, cosmetic surgery procedures. If you are looking for a million dollar look, ask the Doctors about rhinoplasty, cheek and chin augmentation. These procedures are “tops” on our career list.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Doctor's Urge Paris To Quit Cocaine!


Dear Paris,

Your beautiful skin has been a sought after Hollywood’s Hottest Look by many of our patients because of its wonderful, youthful glow. However, as medical doctors, we feel it our duty to advise you that your recent antics with cocaine abuse are not going to keep you on our HHL list for long. Not just because any form of drug abuse causes premature aging but, whether you realize this or not, the truth of the matter is that cocaine use can literally burn a hole in the septum of your nose. Being celebrity surgeons in Beverly Hills, we have seen our fair share of damage caused by cocaine abuse and it is not a pretty sight. And, as Rhinoplasty experts, we pride ourselves on our ability to make a nose look perfectly natural and balanced. However, after a huge hole has been created in the septum from continuous cocaine use, it is often difficult to make the nose look normal again. So please, do us all a favor, including your fans, and quit the cocaine use before you can’t smell that wonderful new perfume you just launched!

Drs. Richard Fleming and Toby Mayer

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Transform Your Body


All time Best Body, Josh Duhamel was recently seen “joshing around” on the set of Transformers 3 in military gear. Josh, who was voted Hollywood’s Hottest Looks for Best Body, is an all time favorite with the girls at our office. So for you guys out there who want to achieve Josh’s body, ask Drs. Fleming and Mayer about their new liposuction and body contouring procedures. You might not land a movie part, but these hot new procedures are guaranteed to give your body a great transformation.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Fashion Week In The Big Apple!


Voted for “best skin” on the 2010 Hollywood’ Hottest Looks survey, runway sensation and top model Heidi Klum dazzled us all at Fashion Week in New York City. Wearing an appropriate sizzling hot red dress at the city best known as America’s Big Apple, Heidi was seen strutting her stuff and beautiful creamy skin. Now that the summer is over, many patients are coming in to repair sun damage. Our new Vi Peel is a must have for those who want their skin to be voted number one, just like Heidi’s. Call and ask for Leslie.

Monday, September 13, 2010

La Dolce Vita!


It appears that for two of our Hollywood’s Hottest Looks stars Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt life is La Dolce Vita. It has been reported that the pair have purchased a $40-million Italian villa. The 15-bedroom estate -- in Valpolicella, (Verona area for all of you Romeo and Juliet fans) also features a screening room, two pools, several Jacuzzis and a home gym. As well as saying congrats to this beautiful duo best known by our patients as perfect lips, eyes and chin, we want to remind them that Mi Casa Su Casa. Any reciprocation is mucho appreciated!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Paris Is A Tease!


Paris Hilton has just launched a new fragrance, dubbed “Tease”. (She clearly did not heed our suggestion, which was to call it, “stinking rich”.) Paris, another HHL favorite for Best Skin, has been spending her summer jetsetting to exotic locales, no doubt adding to her perfect, sun-kissed glow. If you’re looking to give your skin a makeover, come in and meet our new aesthetician, Leslie!

Harry's iConick Hair


We would just like to say, Harry Connick, Jr. has been spotted around town recently, and he is looking fly! Still sporting those same luscious locks that made him a HHL favorite, it’s been rumored that he will replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. In honor of this hot month, we’re wishing our hairy hottie all the luck in the world! And, as a special “we love you” gift to our readers, we give you this photo to feast your eyes upon. You’re welcome.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Real Housewife, Fake Nose


We nominate Ashley Holmes, of the NJ Housewife Clan, for a new reality TV show we have yet to produce, "Hollywood's Hottest Looks". As indicated by her Facebook photo above, she has had a rhinoplasty. As we are world renowned facial plastic surgeons who specialize in rhinoplasties, we believe this is a good opportunity to discuss "Rhinoplasty Rationale". First, people can elect to have this procedure for a couple different reasons. Besides the obvious cosmetic reasons, oftentimes rhinoplasties are used to repair a deviated septum, which can cause irregular breathing and disrupt sleep. Breathing problems and other physical ailments can be fixed without changing the exterior of the nose at all, however, many people choose to balance their facial proportions and enhance their natural look by reshaping the exterior of the nose. Thus concludes our unnamed reality television installment of Hollywood’s Hottest Looks. If we can answer any additional questions for you, please contact our office at (310) 278-8823, or email us at: info@bevhills.com.

Arggh! Johnny Depp Be Back as Jack Sparrow, Mateys!


Happy Day! Jerry Mega-Bruckheimer just tweeted a picture of Captain Jack Sparrow, otherwise known as Johnny Depp, from the Pirates of the Caribbean set! Also a HHL-award winning Best Cheeks, Capin’ Sparrow’s mug is the perfect example of masculine definition and chiseled contour. Remember, dead men tell no tales, and hot men chase them. Just sayin’.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Angelina Sprinkles Her Awesome Dust at Comic Con


The nerds at Comic Con this year definitely had something to squeal about this year, when Angelina Jolie appeared to promote her new movie “Salt”. Angelina, voted 2010’s Best Everything/Lips described doing her own stunts for the movie, and why she loved the character for her “offness”. Our patients love Angie’s lips because they are full, voluminous, yet natural-looking. While we can’t perfectly replicate a celebrity’s lips, we can make sure that yours are as plump and youthful looking as possible. Ask us about SurgiSil, our newest lip enhancement procedure.

Leo Makes Us Laugh and Laugh in Rolling Stone


Leonardo DiCaprio covers Rolling Stone’s August issue. He’s handsome, it makes us happy, blah blah blah. But that’s not the best part. The best part is when he says that he’s had a harder time meeting women since Titanic (don’t let the steady stream of supermodel girlfriends fool you). Our response?
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahha”!
Oh Leo, you card. That’s the funniest thing we read all week. But Leo isn’t known for just being hilarious. He was voted Best Cheeks for 2010, which is coincidental because ours are still hurting from the epic chuckle. If you’re looking to rejuvenate and improve your facial contour, you may want to look into Malarplasty, or cheek implants. Prominent cheek bones are generally considered ideal and accentuate the eyes. Pick up your Rolling Stone’s August issue today!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Drew Barrymore in Elle


Drew Barrymore covers Elle this month, where she says, wait for it, that if she decides she needs plastic surgery in the future, she’ll do it! Oh, it is so exciting when a celebrity doesn’t run screaming from plastic surgery allegations. We’re here to tell you, as Hollywood’s go-to surgeons, the truth is that most celebrities in Hollywood have had something done. Drew, our girl for Best Nose, definitely knows what’s up. Heh. Please forgive the pun. Rhinoplasties number among our most popular procedures. If you’re looking for a Drew-worthy nose, you nose where to go. Again, sorry.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Carrie Underwood, Emily Blunt Wed (Not to each other.)


It’s apparently wedding season for our HHL favs. Carrie Underwood, 2009’s Best Jawline, just married NHL fiance Mike Fisher this weekend, and Emily Blunt stole *I mean* married John Krasinski in Italy. Naturally. Because having John Krasinski as a groom just wasn’t nice enough, you of course have to get married next to GEORGE CLOONEY’S ITALIAN VILLA! (Can you tell we have major fans of The Office at HHL headquarters?) If you’re looking to treat yourself to a pre-wedding makeover, consider gentle yet effective skin treatments like the ViPeel or our famous Herbal Green Peel.

Emmy's


Oh, glorious Emmy season. A time when we avid television watchers can celebrate the magic with our Technicolor pals, hem and haw over those who were snubbed, and ogle what the beautiful people wear to glamorous events. In Gleeful news, 2010’s Best Hair Lea Michele grabbed a nom for Best Actress in a Comedy. Other HHL alums Rose Byrne and January Jones also are nominated, meaning… It’s on. We just don’t know who to root for. Best Hair? Best Cheeks? Best Nose? We’re personally leaning more towards Rose Best Nose, because we just saw Get Him to the Greek and our sides are still aching with the naughty hilarity. Anyoldhow, despite the “pie in the sky” (yet charming) naivety of our HHL writers, glamour is our thing! We are the go-to surgeons in Hollywood for our natural and subtle results. Don’t even try to guess who our patients are, because you won’t. If you’re looking for cosmetic work so subtle your own mother won’t even notice, come and see us for a consultation. Good luck, Emmy ladies!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Jennifer Aniston, Baby.


At first we considered that a working title, and then we started to like it.
Anyoldhow, our friends at Hollywood Life report that Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a baby. That pregnancy might make the women of America take a collective sigh of relief, not having to compete with that hot bod for 9 months. But who are we kidding- she’ll probably be one of those women who gets pregnant and gains one pound, a la Gisele Bundchen. For all you mortal women who are having babies, had babies, or are just eager to get a body that rivals Jennifer Aniston, our body contouring procedures are a good way to go.

Tony Awards Report Card


Instead of boring you to death about all the goings on at this year’s Tony Awards, we are going to give you a 2010 Tony Report Card, as it relates to our HHL winners.
• Catherine Zeta-Jones- Wins for A Little Night Music. A+
• Lea Michele Sings Don’t Rain on My Parade- Lea, forgive. We must rain on your parade. If we could pull off Randy Jackson-isms, our criticism would be, “you were pitchy, dawg. Pitchy.” Since we can’t, we had to suffice with a Simon Cowell eye roll. Sorry girl. Props for looking so pretty, though. C-
• Scarlett Johansson wins her first Tony and looks hiz-ott. Not much more to add, except her lips have always been in-demand here at BHI. Fillers and even implants, like SurgiSil, can give you a Scarlett-worthy pucker. A+

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Lea Ends on a High Note


We would just like to interrupt our regularly scheduled HHL blog to proclaim how much we loved the Glee finale, and Best Supporting Actor, Lea Michele’s Hair. Oh, we love it. We wish we could bottle it up and sell it for cash in a back alley. To steal another Glee quote, her locks “make the angels cry.” We’re not the only ones who lurrve it, either- she swept the 2010 Best Hair category. The good news is, angels, there are ways to achieve the shiny, frizz-free glory that is Lea Michele’s Mane. While we may not be able to give you a Rachel Berry-perfect style, our hairline lowering procedure will balance out your facial proportions and will deliver perfect results for each patient. Definitely gold star worthy.

Les is More


Tom Cruise astounded at the MTV Movie Awards, as he reprised his Tropic Thunder role as Les Grossman- the vulgar, not-so-gorgeous talent executive who, wait for it, can DANCE! Helping him shake his muti-million dollar maker was fellow HHL-winner (and squillionaire) Jennifer Lopez. Normally, we would say they made a beautiful couple but noses are our specialty, and we really don’t want ours to grow. Anyhoodle, we’re glad that the world is starting to like Tom Cruise again. We’ve always thought he was bee-yotiful, and our patients have, too. Voted Best Skin for 2009, Tom’s even and moisturized tone is perfect for the masculine, yet groomed fella. Gentlemen, cruise on down and see our aesthetician Marilyn to see how you can get the ultimate Tom-worthy glow.

Jessica Biel Covers Glamour


Jessica Biel scorches the pages of Glamour this month with her HHL-winning bod, where she talks romance, adrenaline, and her A Team guns. Here at BHI, where Jessica’s body topped 2009’s Best Body category, we admire her “go get ‘em” attitude, because that’s what gets you to the top. Not to brag, but we would know. We’re known world over for our innovative procedures, as well as natural and beautiful results. If you’re lusting over Jessica’s A plus body, you might consider liposuction. Combined with proper diet and exercise, it’s the ultimate way to permanently eliminate fat from your “jiggly bits”.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Megan Fox Covers Allure


Megan Fox covers the newest issue of Allure and talks about… oh, everything. She’s OCD. She’s more than a little upset that someone leaked photos of her topless. She likes the F word. A lot. And no, we’re not talking about her last name. Oh Megan Fox, it’s been so boring without you these days since the latest Transformers junket- where have you been? Last we heard, you were getting a “girl next door” makeover. How’s that going? Here in Beverly Hills, lots of girls are getting your makeover, and requesting peepers like The Fox. Blepharoplasties are a great way to permanently alleviate dark, baggy undereyes, oftentimes a side effect of stress and sleepless nights. Perhaps we should drop Michael Bay a friendly little suggestion…